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9. juni quit whining alreadyso summer is here. the hot weather is going to be with us for a while. get over it. i heard people complaining about the heat the other day on the bus. yes, its hot. its summer. so, to help you all appreciate the warm weather, i've provided you with some winter pictures to remind you how cold its going to be soon! enjoy. 14. marts be happy in your work, pear.well, i've been sitting in the library for an hour now. i'm by the window, its nice and sunny...sort of. i'm getting work done...sort of. so what? so even if i'm not getting much work done, from where i'm sitting, i can see other people getting work done. yes, the tow truck drivers are out at carleton today! in the past 60 minutes i've seen 4 cars towed out of the lot by the library. we all thought the parking services guy that harasses you when you're .5 minutes late on your ticket was bad. these guys are viscous. they're not even waiting for people's tickets to expire. they're parked in the lot, just waiting. they watch people park in no parking zones, wait for them to pay for their tickets, and then leave the lot. once they're out of sight, they tow their cars. ahhhhh, to wield that kind of power. i can just imagine the driver sitting in his cab as he drives away with a person's car, smiling as he thinks about the trouble of finding a car once its been towed. hes probably so pleased with himself. he loves his job. i bet hes lonely.
HAHAHAHA..ahh..in the time its taken me to write this, the tow truck guy has come back for another car. the last one was a nice volvo, this ones a bmw. maybe he gets paid very little and is trying to piss off the people who can afford to drive nice cars. i'm not sure. my guess is that the mind of a tow truck driver is a very complicated, confusing thing. a lot like mine. hah.
aaand, theres another one now, this time towing a honda civic. there goes the 'poor tow truck driver towing nice cars' theory.
now i realize that disgruntled tow truck drivers and ass hole parking services guy are not really that interesting a topic to read about, but thats whats going on in my life right now. how sad is that?
i am excited that the school year is almost over. just three more weeks of classes, then 5 exams, then off for the summer! i have 2 exams on the last day, AGAIN. it sucks. why does this keep happening to me? i guess it happens to thousands of other students as well, but i suggest you all direct your sympathy at me instead.
so school is almost done, just a few more big assignments left to get through. then summer and working for the city. ahh! my life is so exciting i can hardly contain myself.
oh, guy came back and towed a benz. he loves life. i can tell. 12. marts one more time. for the people at the back..okay, so i'll give you a few more hints and if nobody guesses it i'm going to tell you what movie it is.
first new hint:
"who wants an orange whip? orange whip? orange whip? three orange whips!"
and another:
"how much for the little girl? how much for the women? your women. i want to buy your women. the little girl, you daughters...sell them to me. sell me your children."
and another just for good measure:
"Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ... I have seen the light!!!"
okay,so if you can't guess the movie with all of that help.....you suck. 9. marts its calendar time for buddy..okay, so a clue for this weeks movie quote.
the one i already gave you..
"you boys got to learn not to talk the nonsense way." and the hints..
"its 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." 5. marts aaand...go."You boys got to learn not to talk the nonsense way."
Name the movie, get a drink.
Go. 18. februar i'd have to blind myself after...it'd suck.alright, so clayton guessed the movie this time. dazed and confused. and oldie but goodie, for sure.
as for isaac's call for pictures of a nude angelina jolie.....how bout no, ya crazy dutch bastard?! i'd have to go look those up, pick some, and then post them. and then, go blind myself to prevent me from ever seeing the images again. i can think of nothing worse than putting up pictures of naked people. except, of course, putting up pictures of a naked angelina jolie. so no, isaac, we won't be getting any nudie pictures. sorry.
and now, a movie quote.
"dad, how can you hate the colonel?"
"becasue he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!" 11. februar the lucky one.another boring saturday. working away at assignments and studying for midterms. my life is so damn exciting. i've already vacuumed, maybe later i'll do my laundry. somebody stop me, i'm having too much fun! maybe i'll watch a bit of the olympics if the announcers have gotten over wayne gretzky's maybe yes maybe no involvement in the damn betting scandal. thats all i've heard about for the past few days. i was watching the news, and the lady actually asked the person in italy what kind of an impact gretzky's presence in italy will have on the athletes. the person asked, "you mean on the hockey players?" she answered, "no, on all the athletes. how will his being there affect their performance?" i'm sure all the athletes are sitting there thinking "fuck, wayne gretzky is here, i'd better not fuck this up. i can't believe hes caught up in this stupid mess, its throwing my concentration." i bet.
thats enought of me ranting. heres a quote. now you guess the movie.
"let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. we got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. we're talkin' some fuckin' muscle."
good luck.
on another note, alison krauss and union station won a grammy for lonely goes both ways. awesome. you should have a listen.
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